Ram Rod Royster says:RamRod here, back from the Shootout, coming at you from sunny South Florida with Major Mistake Monday. This one deserves an explanation, so chime in if you know just how in holy hell Captain Corey Chaos ended up rooster tailing a Yoo-Hoo Milkshake under the damn bridge like he’s Troy Landry running around Pierre Park in his mud bumper. This dominator of the deep has killed more swordfish than all of my followers combined but ole’ uncle RamRod is starting to think that Captain Stubing over here lacks the navigational skill set needed to safely set sail on a fucking skiff that my illegitimate son would use as a rubber ducky in his bubble bath. But really, I’m curious, how the fuck do you run your inboard Seavee all over the Atlantic, at night, in a no sleep induced walking dead zombie trance with no issue, yet, you can’t read the damn depth marks on the bridge well enough to avoid running aground in a boat that is specifically built for water as skinny as a bulimic Instagram whore with a meth addiction.
You’d better pray to tiny infant Jesus, that the Boy Scouts of the water don’t get their eyes on your new recipe for tossed turtle grass salad or you may find yourself playing tummy sticks with Bernie the Blade Madoff.
I don’t know what you did this past weekend to make your wife mad enough to reveal this catastrophic clip to the world, but I hope it was worth it. On behalf of my faithful followers, I speak for us all when I say Thank you Nikki!
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